The next in an ongoing series in which I answer random questions generated by a website. Here, are this week’s questions. Feel free to give your own answers in the comments.
What’s the weirdest thing about modern life that people just accept as normal?
Hands down, it has to be the tone and level of discourse on social media. Can you imagine if, say, real-life parties or bars worked like this? Well… I mean, when they open again. Sure, every bar has its occasional fight break out, but if they were anything like social media, the things would turn into constant riots.
I’d imagine that conversations would go something like this. One friend says to another, “I really didn’t like that last moving starring X,” and her friend agrees. A passing stranger walks up and says, “You’re full of shit and don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Suddenly, a bunch of friends (and strangers) are coming up to mostly defend her, some to attack her, and some to support the stranger. When someone else outside the group starts to make random comments attacking people that are rude, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or any combination of any or all of the above, that’s when the fists start flying.
Of course, some of this crap has spilled out into real life, seen most recently with the failed insurrection of January 6. That, everybody, was an example of a typical internet chat thread bursting out into real life — except, of course, that the conversation was mostly one-sided and completely stupid.
Speaking of which, this will post the day after all of those folks’ fantasies about March 4 absolutely fail to come true. I wonder what they’ll all do then. Ideally, just slink back home to their caves and shut up for good.
Except that I don’t half doubt that they’re going to pick another date to conspire about in anticipation instead.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Absolutely no question, I think it would be cats. They’d probably be very opinionated, sarcastic, and demanding. They probably also have very foul mouths.
What escalated very quickly?
January 6, 2021. I don’t think I need to explain why.
What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way?
Nothing. It’s called the “old’fashioned way” for a reason, and that’s because it’s old-fashioned. I prefer to take advantage of whatever technology can offer me, shady sides of social media included.
I can’t even imagine trying to write things on a typewriter, or all the crap that goes with that — correction fluid or tape, carbon paper, only having a single physical copy of the first draft until you go out and photocopy it at great cost.
Or phones. A phone that’s physically wired into a wall? No thanks. That’s so last century. So is a wireless phone — that connects to a cradle that’s physically wired into a wall. Not to mention phone calls. Who does those anymore?
Except maybe for business, and only if you’re dealing with a company that’s too behind the times to have a useful web presence, but damn is that annoying.
I can’t think of the last time I’ve mailed anything with a stamp on it, or handwritten a letter, and that’s fine with me. And speaking of handwritten, are we done with cursive yet? That shit should have gone out with the first word processors.
I’ve given up on broadcast TV — not that there are that many channels left, even via HD — and only get my programming through streaming. I will sometimes listen to the radio in the car, but only if none of the podcasts I follow has a new update.
Speaking of music, I am so glad I don’t have to deal with vinyl or record players. Not only is vinyl cumbersome, heavy, and not all that environmentally friendly, but the sound quality is not that great, unless you like pops and hisses, or the needle suddenly skipping or getting stuck. Give me digital any day.
That’s probably the big difference between modern and old-fashioned, really. To modernize is to learn to let go of the need to own tangible versions of things. Music, movies, books, photos, and more — you name it and you can digitize it, then carry it with you on your phone, stick it on your computer, or keep it in the cloud to access from anywhere.
One big advantage? You can’t lose it all in a fire if it’s not all living in one place.
Yet… I do know people who insist on doing things the old-fashioned way. My last job was totally like that, although only two of us working there were under 60, which could explain a lot. So, while we could have gone a lot more digital and modern with things, everybody else wanted to do it on paper, which I think really slowed us down.
Not to mention that the clients, who were 99.9% 65 and up, tended to mostly be barely technologically literate, and that made things difficult as well. I can’t tell you how many times someone would tell me, “I sent it to your email, but it came back undeliverable.”
“What email did you send it to?”
“Um… that’s not an email.”
But it’s not just Boomers that have the issue, either. I know people my age and younger who don’t do computers, some of whom even use typewriters or do everything on paper, and I just don’t get it.
Why, in this day and age, when you can carry more computer power in your pocket than NASA had when they landed a human on the Moon, would you not avail yourself of it?
So, yeah. About the only thing I’ll do old-fashioned is a donut, and that’s only because that’s what they call the style. Otherwise, no thank you.